Saturday, June 5, 2010

I HEART ELEVATORS

Remember that time you went in, I followed, and it was so crowded and quiet I think you heard the elephant playing hopscotch on my chest?

Remember that time when I went in, you followed, and, well, certain body parts met each other?

Remember when the elevator doors opened one day and you were the only one inside? You got out, I hopped in, and when the doors closed, I was so ecstatic that I danced like Beyonce and went OMGOMGOMGOMG till I reached my floor.