I can’t wait to watch the 2009 Ms. Universe beauty pageant—I feel like a driver, with diarrhea, stuck in traffic.

I’ve already seen the preliminaries—I actually just forwarded to the parts of our candidate, Bianca Manalo—and basing on her “performance,” I really feel confident about her chances. Then again, I always feel like that same hope with every contestant we send out every year. But who knows, this might be our year. Finally.

I’m equally excited about Queen Heidi Montag’s production number. She is set to perform her next single, “Body Language”—live!


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