MISS GAY CAVITE 2009

Egboi is joining a gay beauty contest in Cavite, where he doesn’t live. His mom has relatives there though so she pulled some strings and now Egboi is a candidate.



Egboi has 4 gowns, all donated by an oversized ballroom-dancing aunt, who doesn’t fit in any of them anymore. Egboi thinks most of them are blah—eew, even—but he’ll be able to transform them into spectacular gowns, he’s pretty sure about that.





Egboi doesn’t know that there’s no beauty contest. His mom was just joking.