My cousin Brian recently got into a fight with his classmate, Sean.

Sean: Susuntukin kita.

Brian: Susuntukin din kita.

Sean: Susuntukin ka ng daddy ko.

Brian: Susuntukin ka rin ng daddy ko.

Sean: Susuntukin ng daddy ko ang daddy mo.

Brian: Dadaganan ka ng daddy ko.

Of course, my cousin Brian won the argument. Sean, after all, has seen what Brian’s dad (who was invited to play Santa Claus at his son’s school) looks like.

I would love to post a picture, but my uncle’s celebrating his birthday tomorrow so no na lang.