MEET THE TRANNY

And the non-trannies.


Annaleigh
Something about her looks plus-size, IDK, maybe the legs or those full cheeks, but she clearly isn’t plus-size. She doesn’t do anything for me. I’ve been staring at her pic for several minutes now and I can’t come up with anything remotely interesting.


Brittany
She looks a little erm dirty for me. Blame it on the lipstick shade perhaps. And oh, where did her other arm go?


Clark
Too hometown hottie for the show. I know the usual models are supposed to be straight and anti-Coca Cola bottle-shape, but I am not digging how she looks so straight in this pic.


Elina
Am I the only one getting the Jolie vibe here? She looks very un-model-like, but it seems as if she’s got the great personality that is going to make her stay on the show, just like past personality-rich contestants.


Hannah
I’ve looked at all the pics several times now and nobody really caught my attention. Now this girl’s definitely got me staring. Maybe it’s the hair. Maybe it’s her esoteric, blank look. Maybe it’s her white dress or the fact that she’s still glowingly white despite wearing an already white dress. Can’t wait to see how she looks in other snapshots.


Isis
Looking like Solange!!! Sister knows how to pose, but something just bothers me about her pic: her legs. They look Photoshoppingly thin. And her feet are scaring me. Must be the shoes.


Joslyn
Pretty but blah. Pretty blah. She reminds me of that pretty girl who decided to leave because she was missing her family and stuff. Interesting earrings and skirt fringes.


Lauren Brie
Great name, first and foremost. Second, she looks a little too centerfoldish for me. Third, she looks like Kim. Fourth, it’s sad how her skinny jeans are not making her look skinny.


Marjorie
With her cropped hair and slender frame you’d think she could pull off the ballet slippers and the high-waisted skinny jeans with suspenders. But she’s just not. Something about her pose makes me feel as if she’s one of those model-types who unfortunately can’t really control their body.


Mckey
Basing on this picture alone, I don’t understand what the casting people saw in this Jennifer garner lookalike. Look at what she’s wearing here for instance!


Nikeysha
Oh, the Tyra-stomachache pose! I initially thought she was the tranny and not Isis. This girl can’t wait for a makeover. Interesting face – but wrong lipstick shade. she reminds me of Erykah Badu.


Samantha
Playboy bunny with a confused/constipated facial expression. Great boobs though.


Sharaun
Shiny legs!!! Bree, is that you? I am loving the top. Her faceial expression not so much.


Sheena
Sandra Oh, is that you??? I don’t get it. Very commercial in a comedic kind of way. Or maybe it’s just me and memories of Sandra Oh in Under the Tuscan Sun. she’s supposedly a great singer, but whateverest, right? After getting an Indian and a Korean (Sheena’s Korean, right?), they should get a Filipina. Bitagcol and Saldana and Bolivar (even Raya!), move to the US now!


My top 5: Hannah, Nikeysha, Elina, Marjorie and Isis. I’m pretty sure Tyra will keep Isis for drama and ratings.

Photos from: http://www.cwtv.com/shows/americas-next-top-model11/

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