Recently, Honeybun and I have been dialing 8MCDO for some chicken and spaghetti midnight snack and I just thought, wouldn’t it be nice if Ronald McDonald himself made the deliveries himself? Imagine answering the door at 3am to find a groggy and unenthusiastic clown handing you a plastic bag of soggy fries and a plastic cup of spirit-less soda, complete with scotched tape all over to make sure it wouldn’t spill.

You know what’s more interesting (or terrifying)? Jollibee hopping out of a motorbike to hand you a Yum with Cheese or their yummy fries and nachos concoction.

Mmm. Fastfood.