FUCK PRINCE CHARMING

I just realized how big of a pig he is. He stuffs himself silly. He doesn’t care much about his hair. He lies through his teeth just to get something he wants – he knows he’s bad at lying but just plays along; he has no other choice anyway. He appears just when he needs something from you and then forgets about you when he’s busy drinking with the dudes or is going out with a very young girl. He doesn’t keep his promises.

What’s annoying is that he is so attractive when he does all of those. And I can’t help but fall even more.

I have all the reasons to not like him. Every other guy beside him is Prince Charming. But I just realized that sometimes, the loser huntsman, the jester or even the frog could be so much hotter than the prince.