PLEASE DON'T GET PREGNANT



My sister Anika has recently been going out late at night and then going home even later. As in 4AM. Everyone in the family is praying that she won't get pregnant, even Niqui.

Niqui (to her mom): Is ate Anika going to have a baby already?

Her mom: You want me to kill her?

Niqui (with passion and popping eyes): Opo.