NIQUI WANTS UBONG


My aunt had to go to the mall one time and she couldn't afford to tag along her kids. So she tried negotiating with them, offering a pasalubong instead if they chose to stay home.

Aunt: What ubong do you want?
Danielle: A book!


Aunt: How about you, Niqui? Ate wants a book. You want a book too or a toy?
Niqui (aka Domonic): I want a shotgun. A real shotgun.

I LOVE HER TO BITS!!!