CAN'T WAIT TO GO THERE!!!

While strolling at the Mall of Asia, I saw this soon-to-be-opened store called... Cock House. I have no idea what it is. Maybe a chicken resto or a chicken-themed variety store. Whatever it is, it sure sounds interesting.


Imagine:

"I want some cock, let's go to the Cock House!"

"I heard they have soom good cock there. Where? In the Cock House."

"Mommee, mommee, I want some cock. Let's go to the Cock House.